((Is this too weird?))
Well, let’s see. The characters are weak and ill-defined and get handed the idiot ball whenever convenient; the plot is inane, following no real structure or sense, and has numerous holes and logical gaps; the writing itself, I think, is decent, and some entertainment can be derived from little bits in it. But, in the end, I failed the execution.
I just don’t think the quality of the plot and characters is strong enough to warrant any more than two stars. On an entertainment level, I think the story could maybe earn three stars, but I’d feel uncomfortable giving it any more.